Cartoons

To play a practical joke on boss is difficult, but possible. For example, to add a laxative in his tea or to file legs of a chair. A few good, kind jokes are laid up at office collective for their favourite chief! But here the main thing - not to go too far, that the boss has not given the ends for unexpected pleasure…

The “Office plankton» are the most honest series of short cartoons about everyday office life. Based on true stories and follies which happen in billions of offices here on planet Earth.
A century ago these characters surely would be patients of mental hospital.
Persistent unwillingness of office plancton to create even a fiction of laborious activity is well compensated with their tension to find miscelanneous "adventures".

Above all office plankton likes to receive gifts.

Do you believe in robot revolt? There’s no reason! We have much more sly and artful creatures who will throw off human from the Earth master pedestal. Shortly the power of our planet will be conquered by office tools – meaningless and merciless.

It’s impossible to defeat spam. Even wise philosophizes of ancient Greece warned about it. But don’t give up. It’s impossible to defeat spam but it can be tricked over!

Why don’t they publish instructions for the simplest office tools – buttons, clips and scotch? With awkward use they are as dangerous for office worker as a grenade for a tank or Avian flu for a chicken.

What would you do if your computer is broken? The best is to run away of it. Fried electric box can bring a lot of troubles. And the fixed one can bring much more!

Have you ever had nightmares with monsters, sadists and maniacs? Have you ever felt the terrified with your dream helplessness? So you can understand the inhuman torment a boss feel when dreaming his employers.

The world is deceptive and not so simple as it looks first. To understand it you don’t need to fly into space or watch atoms with electronic microscope. All you need is to wait in office for midnight. It’s the place where time and space are met together into crazy hugs.

Who has dared to lift a hand on the most harmless creation in the world? Tragic death of an innocent coder under mysterious circumstances frightens all office. The riddle reveals in most unexpected way, like best traditions of Agatha Christie!

"Nevertheless it spins!"
This phrase has cried out by Galileo Galilei, having learned how to overturn digital photos on the laptop. Сenturies рave passed, but the problem of spinning photos in a computer hasn`t lost it`s urgency up to now.

To what an excessive curiosity conducts? One - to great openings and world glory. Others - to greater disappointments and loss of meaning of life. However, office plankton are not threatened neither the first nor the second variant. As neither world glory, nor the intelligent life has no attitude to it. Office plankton has their own way.

How should the boss on office party behave? Closely watch his subordinates to remember in the morning their every feat. Thus to pretend being a guy that his subordinates are not afraid to make feats. But the most important - not to give in on provocations not to fall a victim to a feat of any office idiot.

Gambling on work is extremely dangerous. Even if you are a boss! In fact when the chief transforms office into a casino, he can turn himself to a zero or to the one-armed gangster for his subordinates. And our people`s conversation with gangsters is quite short …

Boss` birthday is a holiday of global character. A set of most different gifts falls down a head of the dear boss. But a fatal accident pulls a chain of events, that the boss is compelled to think of his own birthday in last turn!

Employees' love for the boss has no bounds. There is not a single surface without boss's picture on it. Who is the one who loves boss that much? What is he guided by? Is it a real "love/loyalty" for his boss? Shocking truth about love to your boss, see now!